What Are You Playing: Boats & MMOs

I was asked multiple times by the lads whether I knew anything about football. I insisted I did. My first pick was Terry Crews – they informed me he no longer plays football. Second pick: Bo Derek – never played football. Third: John Madden. At that point I was allowed to fill my sheet in silence, which I filled with the cast of Brooklyn 99. The first week no one showed up; I declared myself winner. The second week I hosted, ordered wings for myself, put on Jerry Maguire, everyone left, victory. The third week they told me I hadn’t won. I insisted I had, since I wrote it down, and Melissa Fumero was about to reach level 5. The fourth week I was blocked from the group text. Mission accomplished.

Welcome to this week’s What Are You Playing, our roundup of what MMOs and other games the Massively OP staff and contributors are diving into over the weekend. Bonus question: what’s your favorite boat?

Andy McAdams just finished Orsinium in The Elder Scrolls Online and is moving to Summerset – he’s had enough cold weather in real life. He might also putz around in City of Heroes. Favorite boat: single-person kayaks, specifically a whitewater kayak in non-whitewater situations.

Brianna Royce is deep into Star Wars Galaxies Legends and City of Heroes. She’s been farming insect meat on Naboo and toying with turning her Architect into a Medic/Beastmaster like she had back in the day. Favorite boat: small kayaks – just the right size to avoid contemplating the horrifying abyss underneath, though she admits she should have picked the golden yacht.

Patron Pierre is the man behind the 2019 Game of the Year pick: Death Stranding
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